Situation: The Sleeping Beauty slept for 100 years, until the Prince braves the wood and wakes her up with a kiss.
What did she really say: “Hey Prince! Good morning…. I had no sex for 100 years, you brave the wood, you come all the way here and all what I get is this meager kiss? Come on, go down NOW between my legs, make sure to lick me properly – and I really hope you are good at that. And forget your blowjob until you make me cum at least three times. Understood?”
Situation: At the end of Gone with the Wind, Rhett rejects Scarlett O’Hara’s love, and leaves her alone to return to his hometown of Charleston. The book/movie ends with Scarlett’s immortal and romantic words: “After all, tomorrow is another day!”
What did she really say: “After all, tomorrow is another day! And I bet that jerk must be impotent or something, if he leaves a babe like me unfucked. I was ready to give him some really good sex. Oh well, I just bought myself one of those new and fancy French wooden dildos, I bet I’m gonna work it out a bit, later tonight”.
Can you come with your own “what did they really say” ?
The best one (picked at my sole and very bitchy discretion ) will be awarded with a 1 month membership to my private area!