Archive for September, 2009

Talking dirty, part 1 (Spanish, Italian, and more…)

September 29th, 2009

Some time ago I asked for suggestions for talking dirty in foreign languages…

I just found a lot of fun the idea of saying some very dirty sentences in languages that I don’t speak nor understand :-)

I now did the little experiment of taping the result – Well, I received so many suggestions, in fact, that I had to split the clip in a few parts.. here’s part 1, with hopefully very dirty sentences in Spanish, Italian, and some other languages…

The other parts, with more languages, are cumming… :-) stay tuned!

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Best sex ever…?

September 28th, 2009

Some time ago one of you has asked me about the best sex I have ever had. That really got me thinking :-) I usually hate to compare people but just because of that I tried to extract every not-yet-forgotten sexual experience I had in the past 9 years (ouch, now I feel old :-( ). It was really difficult decision… I had so much of great sex, so much to choose from.

Was it in a car? (with my much older secret married lover since I was 16 till I was 18) Or at the shower in a dorm, which was shared for the entire floor and had really crappy and not very covering curtain? (my second long term relationship) Or when I used a dildo on him? (boringly in bed) Or when we were high on something legal in that country, illegal elsewhere? But in the end I have figured it out ;-) My best sex was with a person I was in love with at the time. Really doesn’t matter where or when, just the person matters. And his dick a little bit of course :-)

You can think I am sentimental, pathetic or whatever but in the end I am still just a woman and I have a feelings, you know? ;-)

Some morning “art nude” :-)

September 26th, 2009

So how do you like my pyjamas? :-)

Sex in the ancient times

September 26th, 2009

While I was surfing on the internet to get the link for yesterday’s post I found this (i think very interesting and funny) manual. It’s a “sex tips for brides” from 1894. Since it was published pretty long time ago I guess it’s fine if I just copy a part of it here. It’s a bit long but I think it’s worth it :-)

INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG BRIDE

To the sensitive young woman who has had the benefits of proper
upbringing, the wedding day is, ironically, both the happiest and
most terrifying day of her life. On the positive side, there is the
wedding itself, in which the bride is the central attraction in a
beautiful and inspiring ceremony, symbolizing her triumph in securing
a male to provide for all her needs for the rest of her life. On the
negative side, there is the wedding night, during which the bride
must pay the piper, so to speak, by facing for the first time the
terrible experience of sex. » More: Sex in the ancient times

No panties is the panties of 2010? :-)

September 24th, 2009

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Every decade or so is clearly marked by a special panties trend.

Nobody wore g-strings in the seventies.. at least looking at old pictures and movies :-) Apparently the trend started in Brazil in the 80’s, according to wikipedia, and then quickly span the whole western world. … (Same article also also implies that in the early nineties thongs were still considered a bit slutty :-) )

Now thongs are by far the most common piece of female underwear – too bad, I would love to wear one of them from time to time and feel slutty.

My point is: shouldn’t we launch a whole new trend for the decade starting in 2010? “No panties” as a must, if you wear panties then you are boring… I will try to convince all my friends to follow and establish the trend, what do you think, should I do that? And will it work? :-)

Can you tell a real orgasm apart from a fake one? :-)

September 21st, 2009

I recorded this clip for you to check if you can correctly answer this question :-)

I was challenged to try and fake an orgasm on camera, and compare it to a real one also recorded.

The clip below is the result… can you tell which orgasm is real, and which one is fake?… Hope it’s not too easy, but I fear it might be – well, you judge!

The answer is coming to this blog! For the full video and the full proof that I am not talking bullshit, check my longer naughty video which shows it all :-)

http://www.zuzinka.com/clips09/sexy_real_or_fake_orgarsm.flv

Phone sex

September 20th, 2009

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… well I have to say that I have never had any :-( Despite I have had my very own cell phone since I was 15 and I “had sex” over every messenger you can think of and even mail, never ever ever over a phone. Is it weird? It has been on my mind for couple of days now and for some reason the thoughts don’t go away. So I wanted to ask you, my beloved readers, who I am sure had some phone sex: How is it? Do you do it often? With you girl or has anyone tried the paid one too? I don’t even know if this service still exists.. Is it different to actually speak about the things you would do with her than just typing it?

I guess I had too few long-distance relationships in my life, otherwise I would have probably known all the answers to my questions by now… :-)

No sexy posts tonigt, I am going to a party!

September 18th, 2009

And wish you wild friday night ;-) DSCF7637

Some spare time on the hill :-)

September 17th, 2009

Zuzinka on the hill I started preparing my next exams these days, and I need to relax a bit from time to time.. :-)

One good option to relax is my WII, of course :-) Another option is to walk to the hill not far from my place in Brno (ok, there may be plenty of other relaxing options, I know, but these are some of the really easy ones..)

Knowing that pictures of myself on a WII may violate a couple of dozens of trademarks, I chose today to play it safe and show pics from the other relaxing option – the hill behind my place -(which nobody, as far as I know, has trademarked yet :-) )

If there are laws against showing pussy on a hill, then I plead totally guilty, your honour!

enjoy!

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Writing on my body, a clip…

September 15th, 2009

Ok, ok, the message was loud and clear….

The “writing on my body” type of stuff is something that you enjoy.

So here it comes a clip with just that, hope you enjoy it too.. ;-)

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Got this URL written on my boobs :-)

September 14th, 2009

Zuzinka with URL on boobs

Was playing with lipstick and things written on my body :) That’s something that I would reccommend to anyone who is having a boring rainy afternoon…

Obviously I had to take some pictures of it, how could I dare not document it? :-)

So here’s one of those pictures, with the address of this blog right over my tits.

I especialy enjoyed the “Z” because it overlaps my right nipple. Wish there were more “Z”’’s…

Anyway I have taken several more pictures, in case you like this stuff just let me know and I will post them! :-)

Few tips for tonight ;-)

September 13th, 2009

I have done some research and found out that many of the people are bored with their sexlife… sad, isn’t it? But it made me think and I have cum up with a few tips that are really easy, don’t need several weeks of preparation and your girl will very likely appreciate a lot ;-)

So here you go:

Oil her – one of the best foreplays I can imagine.. it’s not boring, it is sexy and relaxing if you give her a nice massage and the oil can be used to lubricate certain parts ;-)

Bite her – gently. On her neck (uuuuuuuuuuhhhmmm :-) ), her tits, inner thighs…

Play with her feet – this is very underestimated but perfect when you’re taking a bath with her (which is very underestimated too). Grab a bottle of wine and some grapes or pieces of watermelon or whatever, prepare a nice bath with bubbles and rub, kiss and massage her feet.

Spank her – again gently. Even cooler if you use you belt.

Play with her butthole – this makes my orgasm sooooo much better. Just put your finger if she’s not into anal sex in there and let her play with her clit.

Blindfold her – sounds boring but it’s not :-) Change places that you’re kissing/licking often.

 

Oh, and let me know how it worked and also share your own tips ;-)

What do you think of my tits?

September 11th, 2009

Got some comments by people who tell me that I don’t focus enough on my boobs… My boobs heard that, and felt sad.

Well, I don’t entirely agree, but in order to make my boobs happier, here’s a compilation just for them :-)

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Stolen shot from underneath :-)

September 9th, 2009

Stolen shot of Zuzinka's pussyThis is a “stolen” shot from yesterday, that I wanted to share with you…

I think I have something for stolen shots, i.e. those pictures that are taken when I am not noticing it. :-)

It works both ways:  I enjoy to discover that someone takes pictures of me when I am not aware – but I am also lucky enough to have friends that enjoy just doing that.

(Also strangers sometimes do it. This was taken by a friend, not by a stranger, though…)

Practicing safe sex with a banana :)

September 7th, 2009

I think every woman should be trained to put a condom on with their mouth. Don’t you think so?

It just makes things more interesting… apparently though, as far as I am told, this it not such a common practice. So I do my tiny bit by showing you my technique, in the video below :)

A longer video shows other possible uses of such banana… :-P   if you want to see what I’m talking about, come have a look in my private area. ;-)

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